My Favorite Holidays That No One's Ever Heard Of...
A book about the wackiest holidays we should celebrate.
Power of a Pencil
What happened when Erin discovered the power of a simple #2 pencil? She wrote My Favorite Holidays That No One's Ever Heard Of...
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A Poem from Erin's Book: My Favorite Holidays That No One's Ever Heard Of...
Mad Hatter Day
On Mad Hatter Day I wore a hat
If you jumped off the top you'd land with a splat
My hat can tower over the tallest skyscrapers
It even has upside-down elevators
The first floor showcases a swimming pool
Where you'll find Francis, my water mule
On the second floor are my giant slides
That twist and turn and swirl and glide
Floors three through seven don't contain that much
Just my collection of rare slime to touch
Floor eight is my bathroom, floor nine is my bed
Floor ten is where I keep all my undead
Floor eleven has baby llamas on trampolines
Floor twelve has elephants the size of coffee beans
Floor thirteen has nothing as it brings bad luck
So that's not really where you want to get stuck
Floor fifty-one is where I keep my giant cherry pie
It's where I go to eat and cry
So of course when I saw a contest for crazy hats
I had to enter--the prize was two bats!
But in the end, my hat wasn't picked
I guess the judges were just too strict
Somehow I was beat by some boring old hat
It was a fedora.